Sunday, March 09, 2008

Soumya Speaks





Soumya Speaks :

Ankit Vatsa - "main kameena hoon m** ch****"

He is unique ( like all his friends ) Pisses evrybody off by simply his body language. Ek waqt tha jab mujhe laga ki coll ke baaki saare bande isse laath maarke bhaga denge. Maano iske muh pe hi likha ho ki mai kameena hoon. But d truth is dat he's d coolest guy in campus. Isse lite banda ho hi nahi sakta. His motto - m** ch***** duniya daari !


Just give him food, booze, fags n a laptop wid DC runnin and u wont hear frm him for days. Like Ashok said, yeh bahut bada haraami hai. Par yeh utna hi bada aalsi bhi hai. Hostel se mess aur mess se hostel hi karta rehta hai.


He's really creative. Har saal Zephyr FashP mein hostel ki izzat isi ke chalte bachti hai. Par iske alawa yeh kahin aur nahin dikhega. Apni creativity se sirf apne aur gf ke wallpapers aur cards banata rehta hai. Yeh kisi event mein pahunch jaye to maano bhagwaan aagaye. Sirf tabhi jaata hai jab isse sahi mein interest ho (Photography etc) ya paise kheechne ho!


Iske logics ke bhi kya kehne...CG ki tho gaand maar hi rakhi hai. Phir bhi Dell Bosch aur najaane kahaan kahaan resume bhej diya..aukaat! I pray dat he gets a gud job (even tho I kno he will) nahi to iske bacche ya to bhuke marenge ya kho jaayenge!


He has an excellent sense of humour and is really intelligent. Bahut bada haraami bhi hai. Apna fayda zaroor dekhega. Not dat he isnt a gud frnd - he is, but he'll def pocket sumthin frm u...Kitni baar coll mein pakda gaya hai par ek paisa tak fine nahi dala. Jab bhi pakda jaata hai chup chap nikal leta hai. Par ek din yeh bahut bura phasegaa I can guarantee you dat.


Bond bana phirta hai par gf se ek call aajaye to kone mein chup chap bait jayegaa aur chuhe ki tarah kui kui karta rahega. Ladkiyon ke baare mein bhi bata deta par uske liye ek alag hi chapter chahiye...


You can nevr b bored wen u r arnd him...A very gud frnd and a very cool guy. Hope ye kabhi na sudhre... Aur haan, apni hi taareefein sunne sunnane mein bhi isse bada mazaa aata hai...isliye likhwata rehta hai testimonials hum sabse !



I Speak : Kaafi acchi tarif kari tuney :)
Friends really do write decent testimonials, don't they ? ;)

2 comments:

  1. @shubham : DC++ is a software, where people connected by LAN can share movies, softwares, or anything they want.

    so u get almost everything there :)

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